I've decided to write and illustrate a picture book.
I've made zero progress other than doing research which only scared me!

So I had this idea while my plane was landing yesterday to do a dinosaur alphabet. And each page would have a dinosaur of the alphabet getting an injury, and the sentence would use the letter. So I explain this to my mother and I say

"So it could be like, 'Hector the hare had a hump on his head.' but with a dinosaur. like Alice Apatosaurus..."

my mother (cutting in): "Alice Apatosaurus had an apple in her asshole!"


I have scrapped this idea and banned my mother from the book.
I have another idea starring a dog, about her friend who lives in the bottom of the pool and blows a lot of bubbles. (the pool cleaner vacuum thing) That idea is kind of crap. :/